In a particularly fitting turn of events Sunday, March 29, 2009, Philadelphia was peppered with a freak hailstorm.
Said hailstones destroyed, as is only fitting, the one remaining thing (besides leaving) we were looking forward to: our tulips.

 


 
Initially I though this was in keeping with the local citizens wanton littering: a clear sign of the area’s hatred for anything natural and/or beautiful, that apparently even the local weather was somehow in on.
Soon enough, I realized it must surely be a sign from god.
Leave now.
Philadelphia will destroy your tulips.
And soul.

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