Part 2 of our first (and last) Quadannual Northeast Presidential Election Debacle coverage.
In the city where the Declaration of Independence was penned, the foundation of our Nation’s government and collective philosophy were anguished over, and the model of democratic governance for the future world was built, political debate and commentary has finally been elevated to its true potential:
In just over 200 years, we’ve come from…
“When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation…”
and…”If national pride is ever justifiable or excusable it is when it springs, not from power or riches, grandeur or glory, but from conviction of national innocence, information, and benevolence…”
to, simply, “Sarah Palin is a cunt.”
Second runner up for “World’s Basest Political Statement”: the “I taught my kids abstinence and all I got was this lousy grandbaby” masked protester woman who is also apparently flagging down a rescue chopper.
